Daily Question.

What happens to Kinsey Milhone when Sue Grafton runs out of alphabet?

Ah, an oldie but a goodie.

How many William & Mary students does it take to change a light bulb? Three - one to change the bulb, and two to crack under the pressure.

How many Old Dominion students does it take to change a light bulb? Four, two to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one.

How many Mary Washington students does it take to change a light bulb? The whole student body, there's nothing better to do on weekends.

How many Georgetown students does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to change the bulb, and one to throw the old bulb at American U students.

How many UVA students does it take to change a light bulb? One, he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him.

How many Virginia Tech students does it take to change a light bulb? Three, one to change the bulb, and two to shout their case of how he did it as well as a UVA student.

How many James Madison University students does it take to change a light bulb? None, Harrisonburg doesn't have electricity.

How many Virginia Commonwealth students does it take to change a light bulb? None, downtown Richmond looks better in the dark.

How many Eastern Mennonite U students does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold the candle, and the other to light the flint.

How many George Mason University students does it take to change a light bulb? Three......

How many Washington and Lee students does it take to change a light bulb? Four, one to change a bulb, and three to write up a complaint to the board of directors stating that, they wouldn't need to change it, if they went to a better school to begin with.

How many Longwood students does it take to change a light bulb? GE hasn't located this place yet.

How many University of Richmond students does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

Oktoberfest pics.

The rest are on Facebook.
Oh, I'd like to say a special "not cool" to Lisa. Thanks for telling me you'd sell me two tickets to tomorrow's UR/JMU game in Harrisonburg...and then selling them to someone else. That's just wrong. Granted, I'm supposed to be in Jacksonville for a certain cocktail party, but that's another story altogether.

Hooray for old roommates.

It rained for the first time in over a month last night, and my car's rear-door inner seals are in need of re-sealing. Long story. Anyway, I discovered an unused unopened car cover from a roommate who moved out years ago. Voila!

It has the added benefit of keeping copious amounts of pine needles away from the windshield wiper area. This is one of my personal pet peeves.

Long-overdue update.

Here's a link that might interest you 24 fans.

Hat tip: Micah.

Are you ready for some football?

Can you say, two games at once? With the SEC games on CBS, and my Slingbox for the cable games, I'm all set.


Update: even Monty sat up and noticed. Two games!!

TopGear returns tonight.

It took ages to download, but it was indeed a great episode. Humorous, timely, and with excellent cinematography. Definitely worth a download. I, of course, will save it in my archive.

Wonder if it really was Tiff and Vicki?

Heh heh.